3 days ago
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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

3 days ago
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"I don’t only want to be strong just because I’m a guy, but I also want to be someone with deep emotions and a big heart." - Kim Jonghyun
"I don’t only want to be strong just because I’m a guy, 
but I also want to be someone with deep emotions and a big heart."
- Kim Jonghyun
3 days ago
77,504 notes

missespeon:

wait a fucking second

3 days ago
520,240 notes

a-riled-writer:

swannsavior:

Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.

That guy gets paid to be sassy….. Where do I sign up for that job?

3 days ago
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thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.

thefrontierwaseverywhere:

Baby. Let’s get out the good china.
3 days ago
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juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

3 days ago
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peachymints:

I play a very dangerous game

it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs

I hate that we can’t just be together.

5 days ago
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draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE