OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
"I don’t only want to be strong just because I’m a guy,
but I also want to be someone with deep emotions and a big heart."
- Kim Jonghyun
Whoever runs the Taco Bell twitter is pretty cool.
That guy gets paid to be sassy….. Where do I sign up for that job?
Baby. Let’s get out the good china.
Listen here, you little shit…
Saturn was NOT a single lady.
"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."
you should not hit dogs
I play a very dangerous game
it’s not my fault people have the gall to make attractive OCs
I hate that we can’t just be together.
that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.